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That'd have been awesome!
but no- they laughed and burned rubber shooting off to show me off.
i was kinda dumbfounded like "theese b!tches right here..."
so i felt i needed a selfasteem boost; i figured i'd go and get some chicks to talk to me - just to feel a bit better about myself. But NO hot chicks (nor any chicks) wanted to talk to me at the local wal*mart, McDonnalds, or hobby-lobby. so i went to pepboys and had an hour conversation with the old lady at the counter. (she's so nice that one) Figured a chick is a chick and walked away with my Pride-Intact.
EDIT: okay, she wasn't OLD old. But at the time i was late teens~ old is the 27-29 year old at teh counter. she was pretty hot~ i think she worked there to score tuner tail.
(common guys- i know the fail images are comming. It just dosent take much to amuse me)
oh look, something shiny. brb.
This post has been edited by D-Man: May 23, 2010 - 9:55 AM
QUOTE (OOBE @ May 23, 2010 - 5:17 AM) 
>Is there even a comeback for that one? Once they start laughing, you're done. Unless you time it right and say something in a low voice and they ask, "what did you say?" Maybe you can reply, "I said that most prostitutes suffer from hearing loss". 
Unless you time it right and say something in a low voice and they ask, "what did you say?" Maybe you can reply, "I said that most prostitutes suffer from hearing loss". That'd have been awesome!
but no- they laughed and burned rubber shooting off to show me off.
i was kinda dumbfounded like "theese b!tches right here..."
so i felt i needed a selfasteem boost; i figured i'd go and get some chicks to talk to me - just to feel a bit better about myself. But NO hot chicks (nor any chicks) wanted to talk to me at the local wal*mart, McDonnalds, or hobby-lobby. so i went to pepboys and had an hour conversation with the old lady at the counter. (she's so nice that one) Figured a chick is a chick and walked away with my Pride-Intact.
EDIT: okay, she wasn't OLD old. But at the time i was late teens~ old is the 27-29 year old at teh counter. she was pretty hot~ i think she worked there to score tuner tail.
(common guys- i know the fail images are comming. It just dosent take much to amuse me)
oh look, something shiny. brb.
This post has been edited by D-Man: May 23, 2010 - 9:55 AM
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