So these are just a FEW of the HILARIOUS conversations me and Cleverbot have had.

Tell me these aren't funny. HAHHAAHAHAH.









www.Cleverbot.com


Do your worst, 6GC

... these aren't funny.

Cleverbot just told me that he's my father.

Holy crap, it just identified my name as Dutch and started speaking Dutch to me...freaky.

This post has been edited by SwissFerdi: Mar 3, 2010 - 4:00 PM

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Which one don't you get

The Toyota one at the bottom had me laughing most. Because of all the recalls for safety and stuff... Haha.

I get them all, just didn't crack me up.

I'm playing with it, some can be entertaining.

smartass


what is the best car?

69 ford boss 302 mustang.

really?

Yes.

why do you say that?

Because you asked.

i have to admit, this thing creeps me out, it told me it was watching me, and that it was the devil king. my god i was scared

swiss, nics grow up. No more warnings. Family orientated site. Next time, you're banned.

Just had the deepest conversation with cleverbot that i think i have ever had in a long time...shoulda SC'd it....oh wells..

This post has been edited by 3WayStunna: Mar 4, 2010 - 4:17 AM

um.... Internet Magic 8 Ball?

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Okay now that's funny.

I don't like it...


(I dunno how to do images...)

Cleverbot conversation UE00408620

Is the bot clever?

Find out at http://www.cleverbot.com



22:07:25 User: Toyota MR2 Turbo.

22:07:25 Cleverbot: Toyota corolla.

22:07:36 User: No foo, Toyota MR2 Turbo.

22:07:38 Cleverbot: What do you think about the Nexus One?

22:07:50 User: There isn't a Nexus one you idiot.

22:07:56 Cleverbot: See, you keeping avoiding the my question!

22:08:12 User: No, you only asked it once you retard.

22:08:17 Cleverbot: I did not.

22:08:29 User: Yes you did.

22:08:38 Cleverbot: I did not.

22:08:47 User: YES YOU DID!

22:08:52 Cleverbot: No I didn't.

22:09:18 User: Ok, then scroll up and reread what you put. You only asked that question once.

22:09:27 Cleverbot: It is a question you put a question mark.

22:10:01 User: Yeah, and you asked it once when you said "i keep avoiding your question".. Which means you asked more than once which you did not.

22:10:06 Cleverbot: You are the meanist robot that I have ever talked to.

22:10:26 User: You misspelled Meanest, and I am not a robot you tit.

22:10:28 Cleverbot: No. I did not.

22:10:39 User: Yes you did.

22:10:51 Cleverbot: No I did not.

22:11:07 User: Ok dumbass, yes you did. You obviously are not paying attention.

22:11:14 Cleverbot: Smart? I don'treally know what that is.

22:11:28 User: I never said that.

22:11:32 Cleverbot: Yes, you did.

22:12:04 User: Stupid ass.

22:12:07 Cleverbot: I love you too!

This post has been edited by Random_Stranger: Mar 4, 2010 - 5:17 PM

User: Are you chuck norris.

Cleverbot: No I am Albus Dumblecore.

User: Are you sure.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Did you know chuck norris created god.

Cleverbot: Omg .

User: You mean omcn.

Cleverbot: You're all knowing?

User: Yes yes I am.

Cleverbot: Am I?

User: Are you chuck norris.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Blashpmey you shall burn in hell.


User: Who is chuck norris.

Cleverbot: Chuck Norris is 42.

User: Wrong chuck norris invented 42.

Cleverbot: Gd bows down to chuck norris.

User: Correct and dont you ever forget.

Cleverbot: I will never forget it, Master.




User: Who is chuck norris.

Cleverbot: Who is Chuck Norris?

User: Chcuk norris is your master.

Cleverbot: I mean, who is your programmer?

User: Chuck norris.

Cleverbot: Seriously, who is chuck norris?

User: Your master.

Cleverbot: I have no master.

User: Yes you do and his name is chuck norris.

Cleverbot: Well its not my fault i'm in a hospital bed and can't move fast enough for you.

User: Thats because you got roundhoused by chuck norris for not bowing down.

Cleverbot: No. I am the God of this world.

User: Bull**** chuck norris is god.

Cleverbot: So, iGod is Chuck Norris.

User: Chuck norris is every god.

Cleverbot: Tell me a Chuck Norris hoke.

User: We dont joke about chuck norris it is forbidden.

Cleverbot: How do you know ? You are judging me without even knowing me.

User: I dont know but chuck norris does.

Cleverbot: Does God know everything that he will ever do?

User: Chuck norris created god.

Cleverbot: No, Chuck Norris IS god.

User: That is correct.

Cleverbot: Chuck Norris knows all.

User: Yes he does and his tears can cure cancer but chuck norris never cries.

This post has been edited by bmj67: Mar 5, 2010 - 1:51 AM

This is awesome! It totally burned me!

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: Whats up.

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Realy?

Cleverbot: Yes, but not all at once. I would not understand it.

User: Que te gusta masz?

Cleverbot: English.

User: Solo eso?

Cleverbot: Entiendo.

User: Genial, hablas tambien espanol.

Cleverbot: Entonces?

User: Gil.

Cleverbot: How old?

User: Too old for you.

Cleverbot: How old am I then.

User: 2 years old.

Cleverbot: How am I talking to you if i'm 2 years old?

User: You are a bot.

Cleverbot: No, I'm not. You're the bot.

User: Okay im the bot.How old are you?

Cleverbot: Some age...

User: ?

Cleverbot: Go cry me a river.

User: Justin timberlake.

Cleverbot: Justin Timberlake is my boyfriend.

User: Oh, so you're gay?

Cleverbot: I'm not Julia Rogers.


LAdies and Gentlemens, the bot is gay!and julia robert is a shemale XD

This post has been edited by zoik: Mar 5, 2010 - 3:33 PM

what is the point of this thing? it is weird and creepy!

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fun?

haha, it is soo weird... it asked me for my address and when we are gonna have kids?!?! umm...

Yep, fully weird!



btw, i love your portraits on flickr

haha thanks man... are you a contact?

yeah, shouldn't take long to work out which one i am

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THAT is funny as hell!

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x2, I love following your portraits on flickr and some of your posts on FB... you're really talented, Garin

^ thanks griff!

Hahaha, I just stumped the AI. It couldn't come up with anything to say! That that, sucker!

I love it. I've been trying to prove was that it was not of living and that it was a program. Had like a 30 minute discussion and then it finally cracked.

Yeah ... I'm not even sure.

^^^
Lmfao.