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Topic #59474 41 posts Started by gt4uk
Wait I think you guys misunderstood me...We all know that guys want sex all the time or think about it all the time...I get that....The first perfect day for the woman didn't mention sex not once...All I am saying is I am with Tina not all girls say no all the time...In my perfect day I def would like it to be mentioned at least once...I was not complaining that men ask for it to much or think about it to much...I am not sure if I gave you all the expression bc I didn't mean to the least bit smile.gif

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QUOTE (808celica @ Jun 19, 2008 - 5:35 AM) *
>i cant believe i read everything...... frown.gif


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QUOTE (supershannon77 @ Jun 18, 2008 - 11:09 AM) *
>Tina I am with you on this one...Why does it always seem like the guys want sex >>all the time >>and women never do...This is 2008 people some things have changed!


well.........that's them.......not me thumbsup.gif


You don't?



yup i dont think about having sex as often as most guys do cuz i have no need to think about it.

This post has been edited by 808celica: Jun 19, 2008 - 9:27 PM

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QUOTE (ILuvMyCelica95 @ Jun 18, 2008 - 1:09 PM) *
>Re-Write.

>>Tinabell's Perfect Day <3

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8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses >>8:15 AM? are you kidding me? I thought this was a perfect day? Hugs and Kisses at 8:15 am before coffee is a bad idea. >>

8:30 Weigh-in 5 lbs lighter than yesterday >>Yeah that can stay. >>

8:45 Breakfast in bed-freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants;open presents- expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner >>That **** will get crumbs in my bed. Gtfo. Presents can stay add sex.>>

9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil >>Idk what "frangipani" is... how about we scratch that and go to the beach. >>

10:00 Light work-out at club with sexy, funny personal trainer >>Umm Hello I lost 5 pounds i don't need to go to the gym. rolleyes.gif Still at the beach. >>

10:30 Facial, manicure, makeup application, shampoo, condition, blow wave >>ehhh make that at 11:30 and it can stay. >>

12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe >>are we still on the beach? then ok.>>

12:45 Catch sight of partner's ex and notice that she has gained >>2>>22lbs>>, has acne, is wearing a moo-moo and get hits by a truck. >>

1:00 Shopping with friends: unlimited credit >>keep.>>

3:00 >>Sex then>> Nap >>Who doesn't love a nap after sex.>>

4:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist; card is from secret admirer >>Secret admirer is just a nice name for a stalker. I don't want your creeper flowers. I'm still napping.>>

4:15 Massage from strong but gentle hunk-says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body >>Yet another creeper. No touchy thanks.>>

5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe >>and shoes, what about the fabulous shoes. >>

7:30 Candlelit dinner for two followed by >>desert >>>>on the beach, alone>> with compliments received from other diners/ dancers

10:00 Hot shower- alone >>Showering alone wastes water, besides i don't need one yet. Still on the beach. >>

10:50 Carried to bed >>in an open room on the beach so i can hear the ocean.>> freshly ironed, crisp, white linen >>If you can carry me then more power to you. Seriously, who irons sheets ? >>

11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling >>um no. sex. really really good sex. >>

>>1:00 Shower, not alone. >>
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> Fall asleep in his big, strong arms >>yeaaah i guess so, but i'll probably push you in 10 min and tell you to stay on your side. >>

>>Better. >>

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QUOTE (ILuvMyCelica95 @ Jun 18, 2008 - 12:46 PM) *
>LIES.

where the hell is the sex for the woman? I'll write my OWN perfect day ty very much. mad.gif


Its in there. Read it again... its called shopping. smile.gif


Shopping and sex are not to be confused. Both are fantastic but if i had to choose between the two i wouldnt pick shopping. Besides if i choose sex then wtf do i need to go shopping for, i dont need clothes. laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif


uhhhh do u have a sister.... she doesnt have to be my age either... with all that i cant get too much pickier!
my perfect day will start out waking up at 4pm...

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QUOTE (monkey @ Jun 19, 2008 - 10:38 PM) *
>uhhhh do u have a sister.... she doesnt have to be my age either... with all that i cant get too much pickier!



Lol actually yes i do, but shes my complete opposite... and she's married tongue.gif

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Damn monkey, maybe you should ask for a BFF or something... laugh.gif

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QUOTE (808celica @ Jun 19, 2008 - 10:27 PM) *
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QUOTE (Supersprynt @ Jun 19, 2008 - 4:11 AM) *
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QUOTE (808celica @ Jun 19, 2008 - 5:35 AM) *
>i cant believe i read everything...... frown.gif


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QUOTE (supershannon77 @ Jun 18, 2008 - 11:09 AM) *
>Tina I am with you on this one...Why does it always seem like the guys want sex >>all the time >>and women never do...This is 2008 people some things have changed!


well.........that's them.......not me thumbsup.gif


You don't?



yup i dont think about having sex as often as most guys do cuz i have no need to think about it.


lol.. like I said before... virgin biggrin.gif lol

-Derick"In hoc signo vinces." In this sign thou shalt conquer."Gone but never forgotten....
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QUOTE (D-Man @ Jun 20, 2008 - 9:15 AM) *
>Damn monkey, maybe you should ask for a BFF or something... laugh.gif




Hahaha that or a clone? damn scientists being lazy... laugh.gif laugh.gif

and no the clones not for me...
after you find out i got beach front property in flamingo, costa rica and a house on the beach in Jaco also, i think youll give the hubby the clone....

jk jk jk jk jk

But i do agree with you that the beach is awesome! lol
Im a river guide and a scuba diver so i loooove water... smile.gif smile.gif smile.gif smile.gif

This post has been edited by monkey: Jun 20, 2008 - 5:21 PM
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QUOTE (D-Man @ Jun 20, 2008 - 9:15 AM) *
>Damn monkey, maybe you should ask for a BFF or something... laugh.gif



Im going to have to ask you not to refer to anything on this forum like that again, as i might read it and hurt you biggrin.gif
best day ever... waking up to the smell of bacon, eat, then have a power nap

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Okay, for the guys perfect day, I would definitely have to make some adjustments/substitutions from the timeline. First, NO guy wants to wake up at 6 AM! Next, I am not a big blowjob fan, and being almost 32 yrs old, I could probably only handle "getting off" two times a day, and I would just do GOOD, LONG sex sessions in random outdoor, secluded places or in the shower. I would not overdue the alcohol during the day so that I can enjoy the sex more, but when the sex is all over at the end of the day, I would have a STRONG night cap of Jack Daniels on the rock. And for activities, I would be at car races and working out at the gym with hot chicks (all of us naked).

This is all such a big fantasy now, b/c I am married with a baby on the way! That is caution to you younger dudes.