[quote name='CAMAricer' date='Jun 18, 2008 - 11:31 PM' post='685039']
Amen to the GF sucking (no pun intended...or is it?).
Top Ten Reasons Why Cars are better than Girlfriends
1) You'll feel better/safer about bringing your car to a meet to let guys ogle and stare at.
<Not really
>2) Buying accessories to make your car look nice doesn't make you less manly.
<doesn't score me any points though
>3) Both comes with expensive monthly payments, but a car's will stop after 5-6 years.
<What are you talking about!? Hahaha money never stops going into the Celica haha>4) It's easier to get a car to lose unwanted pounds to enhance its performance.
<tell that to my BMW
>5) Turbos makes you happy and giddy when you hear it whine and spool, while GFs makes your annoyed/irritated when it whines and poo
<No turbo
>6) Cars with full tank of gas =

, GF with full tank of gas =
<Gas costs more for cars
>7) Loud/deeper sound from car = good

, loud/deeper sound from GF = BF
<hey man, now you're talking about having a BF, which is not good
>8) Waxing benefits both cars and GFs...but if your GF needs to be waxed, refer to #8
<I just don't understand this one.. Isn't this one #8?>9) You can have/juggle as many cars as you want...
<Same goes for girls
>10) It's perfectly acceptable to trade in your old clunker for something smaller and sexier.
<I would never trade in the Celica!>