I am sure we have done this plenty of times b4 but what the hell i need a good laugh! Lets hear em!!
Your signature is not allowed on 6GC - Defgeph
Your signature is not allowed on 6GC - Defgeph
Your favorite funny movie quotes! - 6G Celicas Forums
Your signature is not allowed on 6GC - Defgeph
"i quote the late great kernel sanders,"im to drunk to taste this chicken"" not my fav but the only one i can think of right now..
This post has been edited by CelicaST_CALI: Jan 23, 2008 - 1:45 AM
This post has been edited by CelicaST_CALI: Jan 23, 2008 - 1:45 AM
BANNED. for life, you moron.
"true love is hard to find, sometimes u think you have it, then you catch a couple of nude people jump outta your bathroom blindfolded like a G**damn magic show" 
Your signature is not allowed on 6GC - Defgeph
"I don't want a large Farva...I want a goddam liter o cola."
Note to new members. Discussions such as the ones below are forbidden.http://www.6gc.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=26310&hl=
>
lol i just watched that yesterday!!
QUOTE(Sh0gunkid8721 @ Jan 23, 2008 - 7:19 AM) [snapback]633562[/snapback]
>
"I don't want a large Farva...I want a goddam liter o cola."
"I don't want a large Farva...I want a goddam liter o cola."
lol i just watched that yesterday!!
Your signature is not allowed on 6GC - Defgeph
"F**k my life"
Liquor store clerk on Superbad when Mclovin drops a six pack.
lol
Liquor store clerk on Superbad when Mclovin drops a six pack.
lol
Pandelica 2.0 in progress.
"You took too much man, you took too much, too much."
-gonzo
-gonzo
-Rémy02SiR, 08250R
"Hip? Hip hop? Hip hip anonymous? Damn you! You give him the easy ones! 
"
"
"I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."
~AndyTwin '95 3S-GE's - SS-III & Curren'08 Mazda3Axela i Sport -"Zoom Zoom"Check out my Droid Goodies|My Flickr
"Say what again! Say what one more god damn time! i dare ya Mother******!"
"That is a tasty burger"
"blood on my knife or **** on my ****"
"its like an African American Greek myth"
"what does marcelis wallus look like? does he look liek a bitch? then why did ya try to **** him like one brent"
"That is a tasty burger"
"blood on my knife or **** on my ****"
"its like an African American Greek myth"
"what does marcelis wallus look like? does he look liek a bitch? then why did ya try to **** him like one brent"
Visit My Automotive & Tech Blog.
Clerks 2:
Randal Graves: Why haven't you ****ed Myra yet?
Elias: Well we can't because of Pillow Pants.
Randal Graves: Who the **** is Pillow Pants?
Elias: Pillow Pants is a little troll that lives in her p***y.
[Randal stares]
Randal Graves: Pillow Pants is her p***y troll?
[scoffs]
Elias: [scoffs] Duh. You know how every girl's parents put a p***y troll in them when the girls are young, to keep them from having premarital ***?
Randal Graves: ...Sure.
Elias: Well Myra's is named Pillow Pants. And so even though she totally wants to have *** with me, Myra says that if I put my... thing in her, Pillow Pants will bite it off. So, I gotta wait until Pillow Pants get peed out of her body on her 21st birthday before we can have ***.
Randal Graves: [floored] And Myra told you this?
Elias: Boyfriends and girlfriends talk to each other about *** stuff Randal. You'd know this if you ever had a girlfriend.
Randal Graves: Have you and Myra even kissed yet?
Elias: We would have if it weren't for Listerfiend.
Randal Graves: [beat] Listerfiend is her mouth troll, isn't it?
Elias: [shakes head] Women.
I love that movie...more great quotes from it here... http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0424345/quotes
Randal Graves: Why haven't you ****ed Myra yet?
Elias: Well we can't because of Pillow Pants.
Randal Graves: Who the **** is Pillow Pants?
Elias: Pillow Pants is a little troll that lives in her p***y.
[Randal stares]
Randal Graves: Pillow Pants is her p***y troll?
[scoffs]
Elias: [scoffs] Duh. You know how every girl's parents put a p***y troll in them when the girls are young, to keep them from having premarital ***?
Randal Graves: ...Sure.
Elias: Well Myra's is named Pillow Pants. And so even though she totally wants to have *** with me, Myra says that if I put my... thing in her, Pillow Pants will bite it off. So, I gotta wait until Pillow Pants get peed out of her body on her 21st birthday before we can have ***.
Randal Graves: [floored] And Myra told you this?
Elias: Boyfriends and girlfriends talk to each other about *** stuff Randal. You'd know this if you ever had a girlfriend.
Randal Graves: Have you and Myra even kissed yet?
Elias: We would have if it weren't for Listerfiend.
Randal Graves: [beat] Listerfiend is her mouth troll, isn't it?
Elias: [shakes head] Women.
I love that movie...more great quotes from it here... http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0424345/quotes
facebookWRC st205
"Losers make excuses, winners go home and **** the prom queen" -Sean Connery in The Rock
No Country For Old Men:
"Call it...frendo."
"Call it...frendo."
Past: V6 Swapped 6G Celica, E46 BMW M3, Jeep Wrangler TJCurrent: 850rwhp C6 Corvette Grandsport, Gen1 6.2L Ford Raptor
>
Vincent: Want some bacon?
Jules: No man, I don't eat pork.
Vincent: Are you Jewish?
Jules: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.
Vincent: Why not?
Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.
Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfckr. Pigs sleep and root in ****. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own faeces.
Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.
Jules: I don't eat dog either.
Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
Jules: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charmin' motherfckn' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?
QUOTE(x_itchy_b_x @ Jan 23, 2008 - 7:44 AM) [snapback]633613[/snapback]
>
"Say what again! Say what one more god damn time! i dare ya Mother******!"
"That is a tasty burger"
"blood on my knife or **** on my ****"
"its like an African American Greek myth"
"what does marcelis wallus look like? does he look liek a bitch? then why did ya try to **** him like one brent"
"Say what again! Say what one more god damn time! i dare ya Mother******!"
"That is a tasty burger"
"blood on my knife or **** on my ****"
"its like an African American Greek myth"
"what does marcelis wallus look like? does he look liek a bitch? then why did ya try to **** him like one brent"
Vincent: Want some bacon?
Jules: No man, I don't eat pork.
Vincent: Are you Jewish?
Jules: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.
Vincent: Why not?
Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.
Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfckr. Pigs sleep and root in ****. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own faeces.
Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.
Jules: I don't eat dog either.
Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
Jules: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charmin' motherfckn' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?
QUOTE(lagos @ Jul 10, 2006 - 1:55 PM) [snapback]454118[/snapback]i know your trying to do the right thing for your motor, but this is one of those times where you should just trust the guys who have had their swaps for a while and have done a ton of research into this.
>
lmao what is this from?!?
QUOTE(stetsonaw @ Jan 23, 2008 - 1:38 PM) [snapback]633612[/snapback]
>
"I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."
"I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."
lmao what is this from?!?
Your signature is not allowed on 6GC - Defgeph
"The burgers here just dont cut it. In fact, just thinking about those tender little white castle burgers with those little itty bitty grilled onions that just explode in your mouth like flavor crystals everytime u bit into one............ Just makes me want to burn this muthaf***er down!! Come on Pookie let burn this muthaf****er dwon!!!!
Your signature is not allowed on 6GC - Defgeph
Heartbreakers with Jennifer Love Hewitt, Sigourney Weaver, Ray Liotta, Jason Lee, and Gene Hackman
Jack's Mother: Uh, what it is you do, Mr. Staggliano?
Vinny Staggliano: College professor.
Jack's Mother: Oh! Uh, what do you teach?
Vinny Staggliano: College stuff. What are you, a ****ing cop?
again more here http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0125022/quotes
I guess i give 2 much info next time ill just give a quote.
Jack's Mother: Uh, what it is you do, Mr. Staggliano?
Vinny Staggliano: College professor.
Jack's Mother: Oh! Uh, what do you teach?
Vinny Staggliano: College stuff. What are you, a ****ing cop?
again more here http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0125022/quotes
I guess i give 2 much info next time ill just give a quote.
facebookWRC st205
"I'm kicking my own ass, do you mind?"
FlickR2011 Subaru WRX and 1997 3sgte Celica
From Rush Hour 1...
Carter: This is the LAPD. We're the most hated cops in all the free world. My own mama's ashamed of me. She tells everybody I'm a drug dealer.
Carter: Damn, Chin, this is some greasy ****. You ain't got no better food, like some chicken wings, some baby back ribs, some fries or something?
Chin: Chinese food, no soul food here!
Carter: I didn't say nothin' 'bout no soul food, I said you got some better food. I don't want that greasy ****. How you gonna sell a big box of grease?
Chin: I'm no punk bitch!
Carter: I'm no punk bitch neither!
Chin: *I'm* no punk bitch!
lol
From The replacement...
What the hell is this?
Chinese spareribs.
You don't want 'em, get the **** outta here.
What I'm trying to figure out, is how did the Chinaman over here, get 700 pounds off of eating this ****?
I'm Japanese, not Chinese.
It's the same difference.
What?
It's the same difference. All that big... wachoo... waiching... chang...
Nigga, please. You know Japan and China are two different countries, right?
You know, I got an atlas, bitch.
You wanna be a gansta?
Yeah!
[Nigel and Andre laugh, Jamal does some kungfu shouts and shoves Jumbo, the two start to scrap]
Hey, hey, we're on the same team! We're on the same team, now chill out!
You know, the Mick's right.
I'm not a Mick. I'm bloody Welsh!
[Grabs Nigel's head] Whatever.
Man, I'm going to go sit with the deaf kid.
hahahaha...
Carter: This is the LAPD. We're the most hated cops in all the free world. My own mama's ashamed of me. She tells everybody I'm a drug dealer.
Carter: Damn, Chin, this is some greasy ****. You ain't got no better food, like some chicken wings, some baby back ribs, some fries or something?
Chin: Chinese food, no soul food here!
Carter: I didn't say nothin' 'bout no soul food, I said you got some better food. I don't want that greasy ****. How you gonna sell a big box of grease?
Chin: I'm no punk bitch!
Carter: I'm no punk bitch neither!
Chin: *I'm* no punk bitch!
lol
From The replacement...
What the hell is this?
Chinese spareribs.
You don't want 'em, get the **** outta here.
What I'm trying to figure out, is how did the Chinaman over here, get 700 pounds off of eating this ****?
I'm Japanese, not Chinese.
It's the same difference.
What?
It's the same difference. All that big... wachoo... waiching... chang...
Nigga, please. You know Japan and China are two different countries, right?
You know, I got an atlas, bitch.
You wanna be a gansta?
Yeah!
[Nigel and Andre laugh, Jamal does some kungfu shouts and shoves Jumbo, the two start to scrap]
Hey, hey, we're on the same team! We're on the same team, now chill out!
You know, the Mick's right.
I'm not a Mick. I'm bloody Welsh!
[Grabs Nigel's head] Whatever.
Man, I'm going to go sit with the deaf kid.
hahahaha...
-Derick"In hoc signo vinces." In this sign thou shalt conquer."Gone but never forgotten....
not from a movie, but a good one from family guy
on the subject of censoring peter's PTV:
"What the hell! They let Sarah Jessica Parkers face on TV and she looks like a foot!
heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh..
on the subject of censoring peter's PTV:
"What the hell! They let Sarah Jessica Parkers face on TV and she looks like a foot!
heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh..
Pandelica 2.0 in progress.
omg dont even start the family guy stuff lol
BANNED. for life, you moron.
^ i love family guy but its falling off i like American Dad just as much.
Your signature is not allowed on 6GC - Defgeph
omg family guy is way better,i would like American did,BUT THERES NO STEWIE !!and there to many ppl in it...
BANNED. for life, you moron.
Farva: Give me a double bacon cheeseburger
Burger Guy: Double baco cheeseburger...It's for a COP
Farva: What the hell's that all about? He gonna spit it in now?
Burger Guy: No...I just told him that so he makes it good.........Don't spit in that cop's burger.
Captain O'Hagan: I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans."
Mac: Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy sh1t on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?
Farva: You mean Shenanigans?
Mac: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Burger Guy: Double baco cheeseburger...It's for a COP
Farva: What the hell's that all about? He gonna spit it in now?
Burger Guy: No...I just told him that so he makes it good.........Don't spit in that cop's burger.
Captain O'Hagan: I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans."
Mac: Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy sh1t on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?
Farva: You mean Shenanigans?
Mac: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Note to new members. Discussions such as the ones below are forbidden.http://www.6gc.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=26310&hl=
>
Stweie is cool buy family is getting kinda old and does the same kinda jokes over and over again. Tell me this aint one of the best clips from either.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPU2PkZp-oc
QUOTE(CelicaST_CALI @ Jan 24, 2008 - 1:59 AM) [snapback]633864[/snapback]
>
omg family guy is way better,i would like American did,BUT THERES NO STEWIE !!and there to many ppl in it...
omg family guy is way better,i would like American did,BUT THERES NO STEWIE !!and there to many ppl in it...Stweie is cool buy family is getting kinda old and does the same kinda jokes over and over again. Tell me this aint one of the best clips from either.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPU2PkZp-oc
Your signature is not allowed on 6GC - Defgeph
Daddy want some sausage? Some sausage?
and
Funny thing about my back is that its located on my c**k
freddy got fingered in superbad
and
Funny thing about my back is that its located on my c**k
freddy got fingered in superbad
QUOTESuperaison i'm a computer inclined guy..Superaison or girl. idk what gender I am anymore.SeverX13 *facepalm*QUOTEsuprakid: o sh!tsuprakid: i wanna get an obama chia petSeverX13: hahahahaha
This isnt one of the best clips from either.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwyQkOBn4_o
This post has been edited by CelicaST_CALI: Jan 23, 2008 - 9:20 PM
This post has been edited by CelicaST_CALI: Jan 23, 2008 - 9:20 PM
BANNED. for life, you moron.
Everyone Needs to go watch the Kat Williams stand up / movie...
Every line is a good one.
Every line is a good one.
>
U ever seen "repos" that movie is funny as hell.
QUOTE(Jared95 @ Jan 24, 2008 - 2:45 AM) [snapback]633890[/snapback]
>
Everyone Needs to go watch the Kat Williams stand up / movie...
Every line is a good one.
Everyone Needs to go watch the Kat Williams stand up / movie...
Every line is a good one.
U ever seen "repos" that movie is funny as hell.
Your signature is not allowed on 6GC - Defgeph
"Seven little chipmunks twirling on a branch, eatin lots of sunflowers on my uncles ranch, you know that old childrens tale from the sea" Theres Something About Mary