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Topic #53609 11 posts Started by tonytutino
Copied from an Audi Forum

"Hey guys, I've got a 98 1.8T. I've had a k04 and chip for a while and wanted to get more performance. I was recommended to port and polish the intake and exhaust. We found out they used abrasive material to do it like gritty sand. So I got with my friend that tunes Hondas and we decided to try it ourselves. We got a bag of sandblasting sand and hooked up into the intake and started the car. We had to hold the gas so it would run. He wanted to let the engine suck in the sand through the intake so it would port it out and then push it out the ehxaust so it would port the exhaust manifold.
I was worried that it might cause problems but he figured it'd be OK as long as we didn't make boost and it get sucked in the turbo. After running the car and letting it suck in sand we got about half way through a 25 lb bag. The check engine light was on and the engine was bucking and kicking and sounding really weird. We stopped and hooked the car back up normal and took off the sand supply. We tried to start it again and it was really hard. Once started it couldn't idle and kept making weird noises. We took it out and drove it and it started to make scraping and knocking noises.
Help! Can anyone tell me what to do! My buddy only does Hondas so he doesn't know much about Audis
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So old! I remember laughing about this kid years ago. Someone's mommy and daddy had to buy a new motor.


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This was posted on a Dutch Supra forum saturday as well. I had to read the first lines 2-3 times before I started laughing. Maybe it has happened years and years back, but I still think its a hoax!

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this is like 4 years old or something like that
Wow, never read something like this ever. Was this kid serious? OMG he is sooo dumb. Spoiled little rich kid probably did get a new motor after this happened. Probably a newer car.

98 Celica gt red- totaled deer94 Celica st black DD (bad weather beater)- totaled deer95 Celica gt silver- chassis sold88 Celica All-Trac (Burned to a crisp)94 Celica gt white (sold)In need of a rust free chassis!!!!
this isnt real right?

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this isnt real right?


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^ same here. That is totally idiotic to even think of putting something into the motor thinking it will port and polish it.

98 Celica gt red- totaled deer94 Celica st black DD (bad weather beater)- totaled deer95 Celica gt silver- chassis sold88 Celica All-Trac (Burned to a crisp)94 Celica gt white (sold)In need of a rust free chassis!!!!
No, it's not real.

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