1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

5. Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you’re welcome.

8. Whatever: Is a woman’s way of saying F@!K YOU!

9. Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking “What’s wrong?” For the woman’s response, refer to #3.

nice art.... really accurate

man ive heard every single one of these....

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and it's all true

Wow, this is beautiful. I think I'm going to email this to the Mrs.

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Don't do it! If you make'em change the strategies that we had figured out..... then we'll have to re-figure them out again! That's no good.

Unbelievable how accurate this is! wow...

1. this is really old.

2. i dont think it's all correct. I dont' saw whatever if i think my boyfriend is being a ****ing idiot i say it right out. Maybe i just over communicate, if that's possible.

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I almost pissed my pants literally from LOLing at this.

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Way to kill the mood, cuteness.

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You are probably the only logical one.

I just don't like playing games and I hate all this speaking in codes.

I'm not going to say it's "fine" when it's clearly not fine.

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i dont believe you, sorry

women are constantly testing men with what they say, do, etc.

you can communicate well with your significant other but im willing to bet you have been guilty of one of these at some point. they are pretty generic statements.

ill take a common one, guys use it, girls use it, so it has nothing to do with gender.

"i just dont want a relationship right now"

FALSE.

they just dont want a relationship with YOU.

nobody wants to be alone, if they dont want a relationship its because you are lacking something they want in a relationship. this could be conscious or subconscious, but its there.

there is somebody out there that is gonna make that person want to be in a relationship.

This post has been edited by brianforster: Aug 17, 2007 - 12:14 AM

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I HATE when people do this. You cannot make a statement for ALL women.

"women are constantly testing men with what they say, do, etc. "

that's ridiculous to ASSUME that every woman on the planet does this.

I'm sorry if you don't believe me but I am not lying. I've never used that line about not wanting a relationship. It gives false hope that at some future point I might want a relationship with that person. I don't believe in leading people on. If i am not interested in you i will flat out say it to your face. I hate when people dance around the subject.

Maybe I am just a rare straight forward female, but i refuse to be categorized with people who play games or speak in ridiculous codes.

tina, there are exceptions to the rule in ever case. but as guys, who had to deal with many girls through the years, we can pretty much tell you that most of this stuff is kind of true, when talking about women, in general. sure, you might not do that, but most girls do.

another stereo type i noticed is that most girls HATE other girls. guys will have tons of male friends that they hang out with, while girls will normally have one female friend, at best. they seem to view the other girls as competition and almost always find something bad to say about them.

women are mass produced...by me
all exactly the same...COMPLETELY the same.

Tina, if you doubt me...I Rule You
And i smoke while doing so. . .

having that said:
I HATE when girls say "whatever" w/ sass


...I Like When Girls Kiss Girls [late at night]