My friends "boyfriend" Chris use to tell me all the time that I need to lose weight & that if I did I'd be hotter...well he is no Mr. Hot guy himself. I really dont think he has any room to talk. Sooo the other day I made these pictures of him in photoshop & my friend got mad because she thought I was trying to be mean. Which I wasn't...I was just trying to be funny! Plus...he is a jerk so yeah he had it coming Lol

Anyway...thought I'd share them...

"Chris-a-loompa"


"Bobble head Chris" (Chris if he lost weight...)


"Gas Man" (he lets it rip like no one I have ever met...OMG)

oompa loompa do ba de do

Does he have a tatoo of veins???

Hmm, let's review...total douche telling an already very skinny girl to lose weight to become more attractive...interesting.

Especially w/ his folded up neck skin, and receding hair line...that's like the pot pretending that you're a kettle so he can call you black..(that doesn't make all that much sense, but i've had a few and I like it.)

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Yeah!...Lol

off the subject but about tats, i might get a tat of my celi!

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niiiice! has anyone else done that???

that first one is CLASSIC amy...lmao
i LOVE that movie!!
dude sounds like a dope, tho..lol