FEMALE PRAYER


Before I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man, who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong.

One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks,

One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's gainfully employed,

When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,

Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,

Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"

I pray that this man will love me to no end,

And always be my very best friend.



Amen.





MALE PRAYER



I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs

who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This

doesn't rhyme and I don't give a ****.



Amen

wow, thats a really really old email chain letter. Havent seen that in a few years.

hey now

Hahahhahaha thats awesome

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Doesnt say it is your religion.

I live by this one.



I’m a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.



Red Green

Quando omni flunkus moritati

i know this isnt a "prayer" but what happend to the good old, "treat people how u wanna be treated."

If u dont just wanna be someones **** buddy, dont treat them like thats all u want them to be.

Did you just censor yourself from saying butt?

Its a joke peoples, lets not get into a huff.

no the **** was the f word. and no ones in a huff...well least im not.

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Hahaha possum lodge. I love that show.


I liked this one too:

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN: Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, tease her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, hold her, spend money on her, buy things for her, listen to her, care for her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her....

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN: Show up naked. Bring beer.