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Topic #34167 25 posts Started by gas65
I don't know how many of you shop at Wal-Mart, but this may be useful to know.

I am sending this to you to warn you of something that happened to me, as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.

This happened to me at Wal-Mart and it could happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield, with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts.

It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Wal-Mart.

You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday. So be careful!


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QUOTE(gas65 @ Feb 24, 2006 - 4:59 AM) [snapback]398857[/snapback]
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Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday.

sounds to me like you enjoyed it, thumbsup.gif

This post has been edited by Predator: Feb 24, 2006 - 5:41 AM
wow how many empty wallets do you carry around?

hehe
well..i'm goin to walmart later anyway..

former celica owner.
Ill just bring a fake wallet.

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QUOTE(gas65 @ Feb 24, 2006 - 4:59 AM) [snapback]398857[/snapback]
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I don't know how many of you shop at Wal-Mart, but this may be useful to know.

I am sending this to you to warn you of something that happened to me, as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.

This happened to me at Wal-Mart and it could happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield, with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts.

It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Wal-Mart.

You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday. So be careful!



sounds like a fair deal to me! more proof that walmart offers the best deals in town! thumbsup.gif

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HAHAHAHAH, i'll be broke but i dont cARE!!! IAM GOING TO WALLY WORLD

I'am Reinventing the SLow Lane.....
HAHAHAHAHAHA.

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I'll leave 5 dollars in my wallet for them to split.
Am I not getting the joke or something? Did you seriously get scammed 5 times?

Or are you trying to say that hookers are hitting up Walmarts.
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QUOTE(Chanh55 @ Feb 24, 2006 - 2:19 PM) [snapback]399097[/snapback]
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Am I not getting the joke or something? Did you seriously get scammed 5 times?

Or are you trying to say that hookers are hitting up Walmarts.



It's a joke.

It starts out giving you a warning about a scam at Wal-Mart but the person comes back 5 times in a week to get oral sex and lets his wallet get stolen. She must be good!
laugh.gif thats funny laugh.gif

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..(formerly daily driven) 3S-GTE powered celica currently set @ 12psi..
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QUOTE(Chanh55 @ Feb 24, 2006 - 2:19 PM) [snapback]399097[/snapback]
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Am I not getting the joke or something? Did you seriously get scammed 5 times?

Or are you trying to say that hookers are hitting up Walmarts.


HAHA This is the real funny!

BTW: Walmarts a horrible company dont shop there.

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i knew it was fake once you said girls where cleaning your windows.

i mean, who on this site will let a stranger touch there celicas? ahhah
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QUOTE(Hanyo @ Feb 24, 2006 - 4:26 PM) [snapback]399164[/snapback]
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i knew it was fake once you said girls where cleaning your windows.

i mean, who on this site will let a stranger touch there celicas? ahhah


my first thought, lol biggrin.gif
*Grabing keys and leaving for Wal Mart*

No seriously, Women touching my car? Come on, I can't even let my Girlfriend DRY it without going over it again and again..

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What? No way.... LOL laugh.gif Is this some sort of joke?

Hahaha... Good thing there is no Wal-Marts near me biggrin.gif I dont like that place anyways... It creeps me out for some reason... kindasad.gif

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lol I wish I could find scams like that around here biggrin.gif

good joke tho, that reminds me of the one where the guy thinks his wife is cheating on him so he hides behind his car to watch who drops her off at night and gets distracted when he finds a scratch on the back of his car and forgets about checking on his wife lol.

1999 Celica GT