Ok mine is when I bought the car it was a stick and up till then I didn't even know the difference... Well I got the car.. friends came over and wanted me to start it up..... thought it was messed up... I FORGOT TO ENGAGE THE CLUTCH!!!!! lol There's mine.... Here's a better one....
A girl I actually know got in her car started it started to back outta her driveway.. the car died... her dad came out and looked and everything couldn't figure it out.... They called and had the car towed in town and looked over.... After a few hours the shop called back and said it was only... OUT OF GAS!!!!! They said they saw that.. put some gas in started it laughed then left it alone..... lol DUMBASSSSSS

I once remote started my car into the cement wall of my garage...that was fun. >>

ok now i dont feel so stupid :-D

but yeah i drove my car for over 2 years with a leaky sunroof and i JUST figured out today that it was only the drain pipe.

Now u don't feel so dumb???? That was a brain fart..... this was 2 yrs.. brains don't fart that long!!!!! lol I'm jk kiddo

well it wasnt really bad untill this year, when it first started to happen it only leaked when it was raining really really hard.

My dumbest thing was trying to drift around a turn in the snow with my summer rims. I took a big chunk out if it >>

I was crusing down my street in 2nd and go to downshift to 1st to get up my driveway and I didn't notice I hit between 1st and 2nd and the shifter popped back into neutral. I slowly let out the clutch and gave it gas and it was revving real high while I was like WTF WHY AM I GOING BACKWARDS.

Hmmm... I recall popping an axle out of a tranny once, the fluid was still hot and I had forgotten to drain it, and a 1/2 second later I had burning hot tranny fluid all over my face, head, and neck...

This post has been edited by Dr_Tweak: Aug 15, 2005 - 1:23 AM

when I got my rims, I was so excited, I drove off without tightening them down.

drunk+driving=dumbest thing....

While driving my mom's toyota sequoia, i tryed to park in a spot that was too small and scraped the side of one of the cars...

hmm, lets see....lmao
off the top of my head, first thing that comes to mind is leaving the oil filler cap off..hehe
theres been TONS of dumb stuff ive done to cars over the years..lol i only just over the past few years actually started FIXING them, im usually MUCH better at breaking things >>

drove drunk and wrecked my car

saw a tool i left in the engine bay and reached down to get it

in the process, my wrist came into contact with the exhaust housing of a T3 turbo

it left quite a burn

i also got my hand stuck in the dash of a mustang. had to cut the dashboard to get my hand out.

Drivin into a stopped car >>. Happened 5 days ago!!

Tried to take my aluminum oil cap off after driving for about 3 hours.... that did not feel good.

Oh, I also forgot, when I was cleaning my engine bay I accidently left a can of degreaser under the hood. I drove 5 miles and when I was idling in a parking lot, I heard this clanking sound. The nozzle of the can was touching the serpentine belt, melting the nozzle.

sorry but to everyone who drove drunk in wrecked....

glad you did you desirved it

-playr158+Aug 15, 2005 - 12:18 PM

I'll second that.

The dumbest thing I did has most of you beat I think. I drove my car for 6-9 months thinking the passenger side door was broke, so I made people crawl in out and the window to get in. Turns out, the lock was just disconnected from the lever on the inside. One day I decided to try and unlock it from the out side, and it opened right up. I felt pretty dumb. I thought it was funny though. (This was not the Celica)

-Yota+Aug 15, 2005 - 12:24 AM

Ooh I did that too, resulting in tons of damage.

The dumbest **** I've done was I drove my girl friend's car to drop her off at Cal Poly Pomona. Parked her car, pulled the e-brake and took an hour nap. Woke up and wanted to drive to a fast food place to get something to eat, but the damn car wouldn't start. When I turn the key, the engine didn't cough, starter didn't click. So I called the Cal Poly security guards to help jump the car thinking it might be bad battery. They came over, hooked the battery up, but the car still wouldn't start. At the end, the security looked inside the car and stared at me.... DUDE YOU DIDNT PUT IT ON PARK!


Fcuking automatics.

lol I did the same thing.... I figured it out after a few moments. The suckiest part was it was at one of my best friends g-ma's funeral.... Dumb Durango.. Atleast that was my only smile of the day

-JDM321+Aug 15, 2005 - 3:49 AM

finda the same, but drinking and tierd as ****.. hit the curb, just needed a new tire, and still needs an alignment.. >>

i accidently inhaled nitrous.. oh wait that wasnt an accident

2nd day i had my supra i was learnin to drift..drifted in a parking lot for a few hours with my friend and his AE86..Got the basic technique and when i was trying 2 do it on the street i ended up in a ditch. I hadda call my buddy with his jimmy and get him 2 pull me out..no dmg cuz there was snow in it. about half a week l8er on my b-day i tryed goin around a corner and ended up in a snowbank..whole front end was about2 feet off the ground cuz it got stuck half way up..so i hadda get 2 guys 2 push and i hadda keep rocking it..that was fun..-25 C. That was pretty stupid/not 2 much fun. That has 2 b the stupidest thing ive done besides duin a 40 foot drop on my skis in Qubec, or smokin weed laced with LSD.

dumbest thing i did..

bought an automatic

taking the key out of the ignition in my parents van while it was running to get the cd changer to reload... peace out power steering and brakes...

-TheStreetzKing+Aug 15, 2005 - 10:11 PM
hahahaha..

about 5 years ago, when i had my 93 probe, i was cruising around town. i had my friend Bryson with me. we would turn around at the McDs and b4 i would pull out on the street i would pull the Ebrake and do a burnout to 2nd gear. did that about 4 times. on my way from McDs a kid yelled at me at a red light. i was prolly 8 cars back. He said "Turn'em over!".
i chirped them and took off.
sitting at a light on my way back to McDs i noticed a cop pass me and stare right at me. i watched him in my mirror and noticed he did a u-turn about 4 cars behind me. when the light turned green i took off and turned down the 1st alley i saw, turned my lights off and sat there. I asked Bryson if the cop passed and he said "yeaa. oh, ****!"
the cop saw me and turned in the alley.
by the time he got out of his car there were 3 sheriffs cars, 4 city cops, 2 highway patrols and 1 K-9 unit surrounding me.
they searched me, Bryson and my car.
told me the reason he went after me was because the Mayor was sitting at McDs eating dinner and watched me burnout, plus a V6 with no cats and 2.5" exhaust gets loud.

the dumb part:
After he gave me my warning he told me that next time i try and hide from the cops i should turn my red neon underbody lights off.

"the dumb part:
After he gave me my warning he told me that next time i try and hide from the cops i should turn my red neon underbody lights off."
That is right up there with the funniest.. Goood job