A guy walks into a tattoo parlor and tells the artist that he wants a tattoo of $100. The artist says okay and asks where he wants it. The man replied on his d*@k. The artist says fine whatever. After the artist was through he asks the man why on earth did you want that on your d*@k. The man replies: three reasons, one...I like to feel my money......2......I like to watch my money grow......and 3.....My wife likes to blow my money, now she can stay home and blow all the money she wants to!

hahaha good one man