I'm driving home through the desert at about 95 last night, and a big light surrounds me. I'm like fu*K Its the sherrifs helicopter and i don't have my license. Next thing, my engine shuts off and this light turns blue. I then notice 2 figures walking towards me, and they were not your typical grey type aliens but creatures that looked like praying mantis. I'm reaching for the mac 10 when my body goes limp. I was floated aboard this craft and taken to a mothership. I'm scared and curious at the same time. A minute later I am back in my car and its 3 hours later and my car has a red sticker on it from being parked. Explain that! I can't

did you get a probe up your bum?

Yes, I did not want to bring that up. Too embarassing! They also put this contraction over my privates to extract a specimen. I was like telephatically telling the guy no need for that, just give me a cup and good magazine >>

UH-HUH APRIL-FOOLS! HAD YOU ALL GOING!!!!! >> >>

This post has been edited by madmods: Apr 1, 2005 - 8:01 PM

You didnt fool anyone. Woulda been cool if they abducted you and in the probe it made you have a non ricey car

Haha. That made my sh-tty day 23989234 times better. Geek. <3!

-gh0st_d0g+Apr 1, 2005 - 7:10 PM

It was no probe >>

-Supersprynt+Apr 1, 2005 - 8:27 PM

Ford Probe >>

haha pretty creative

-Supersprynt+Apr 2, 2005 - 1:27 AM
Thats cold >>

Thats not what you said earlier...